If you're looking for comforting words, go eat a fortune cookie. Seriously, this isn't the app for you.
This is Drama Dose. Think of it as your brutally honest, wine-fueled aunt trapped on your phone.
She won’t fix your problems, but she’ll serve you a daily quote about them with savage honesty and weirdly accurate passive aggression. Forget "Believe in yourself." Prepare for: "You're the reason they invented the mute button on the family group chat."
But here's the twist that changes everything. You tell her what to be dramatic about.
? THE ONLY QUOTE APP WHERE YOU CONTROL THE DRAMA ?
Other apps give you stale quotes from dead guys about "Success." Yawn.
Here, you command our twisted quote engine to generate personalized remarks on ANY topic you can imagine.
CREATE a category for: Your chaotic love life, Your obsession with That tv serie, the fact you still use your ex's Netflix password. Literally anything.
CHOOSE a personality for the quote: Salty Aunt, Toxic Coach, Drama Queen, Nihilist Poet.
GET a gem created just for you: “Congrats on checking your bank account. The first step to solving a problem is knowing exactly how screwed you are.” (Category: My Finances – Tone: Toxic Coach)
So, is this app for you? You'll love Drama Dose if:
? Sarcasm is your native language. You need funny quotes and adult humor that finally get your worldview.
? You're sick and tired of toxic positivity. It’s time for cynical, realistic motivation that admits life is a glorious dumpster fire.
? You want quotes about YOUR life. Create your own topics and get personalized quotes that actually feel written for you, not for a motivational poster.
? Your "daily affirmations" need to be roasted. Schedule custom notifications that will make you laugh (or cry into your morning coffee). It's a fine line.
Oh, and if you insist on being boring, you can select 'No Tone' to get actual, serious quotes on any topic. But honestly, it's like ordering a water at an open bar. Your choice, pivello.
Ready for motivation that roasts you and inspires you at the same time?
Download Drama Dose. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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